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Palace’s Big Plan: Extinguish Harry and Meghan Later Put William Back on Top


Palaces big plan extinguish Harry and Meghan later put William back on top Forget Out of Africa Palace officials are out of their mind If they think their plan Descend the Duke and Duchess of Sussex to Africa will work Over the Easter long weekend it was revealed Royal mandarins were considering a scheme For The Newlywed Sussex The DeCamp from their Windsor bolt hole Frogmore Cottage For the warmer climes of a fur The plan the times reported Is the shunt the Rockstar couple And their blood off to some far-flung part of the Commonwealth Either next year or the one after The reason their penchant for jeans Aromatherapy Hugging commoners I’m talkin about pesky issues like climate change memes They are soaking up the Limelight And that’s upsetting Future King Prince William who reportedly wants his brother And sister-in-law as far away as possible Old nasty attention their advocacy in warmed is generating is detracting from the trio who are men To be the focal point of the Publix adoration between Prince Charles and Prince William Never mind that one of them is an imaginary and who has most likely never sent an email And the other two are balding blokes with about as much Charisma as a wet piece of Wonder White No it’s all the sussex’s fault for being too damn likeable People are telling William don’t worry Your influence will grow And Harry’s will fade A source told the time So the idea is Park Harry and Meghan somewhere hot and far away and hope the fickle Public’s imagination is Is recaptured by wills and his balding pate Whether they end up packing up their Yoga Studio in DeCamp To say Botswana or South Africa is still up in the air Palace officials have glaringly not refuted the reports However What is a parent is this plot to make Wills the star of the show again is doomed to fail For one thing Africa has the internet Just like the rest of the world There is something inherently racist about thinking The shunting them off to the Dark Continent means They will somehow be out of Wi-Fi and instagrammable range The palace seems to be under the misapprehension That by removing Harry and Meghan from London and its environs They will be able to exercise them from the daily media cycle Because coverage of the movie Patch No matter where they go in the world there is blessed Constant internet connectivity And the smartphone toting Harry and Meghan fans will snap Record and post about their movements with Lee abandon Their every word outfit and hug will be chronicled and shared Just the same as it is would be if they were in the UK and spy nipping out to Tesco for some kombucha when Lupe Secondly the Africa scenario would only serve to well and truly cement Harry and Meghan is Dashing Roving International ambassador’s par excellence It would place them on the world stage And I only make their brand more exciting Fascinating Uncompelling I can already see their insta follower count going through the roof sorry Selena Gomez And just imagine the post They would share on their at Sussex Royal account There would be shots in Harry out saving endangered leopard cubs And Megan helping deliver a baby in a remote Village somewhere Away from the glaring eyes of the palace trying to rein them in They will be able to be as touchy-feely passionate and instead of happy as they want to be Meanwhile Back home Poor old Kate and wills would be stoically plodding along To open Regional Scout halls in hospital wings and knee length coats and rictus grin By contrast They would seem stodgy and dated Why do Marks & Spencer wearing Relic Well Harry and Meghan are hashtagging their way to globetrotting World Domination We will just have to wait and see whether the couple do trade old blighty for the farthest reaches of her major s Empire Talk of the Commonwealth But it would only backfire Now if they could rock it them to the International Space Station That might be an idea Palace response to Meghan and Harry are moving to Africa Buckingham Palace has responded to widespread reports Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are planning to relocate overseas According to the Sunday Times the Duke and Duchess of Sussex had been in discussions about moving to Africa To take on a bespoke role of combining charity work in promoting Britain in a bid To capitalize on their Rockstar status However a royal spokesperson clarified the Hello magazine no decision had yet been made about any potential Overseas posting Any future plans for the Duke and Duchess are speculative at this stage the spokesperson Explained No decisions have been taken about future roles The Doom will continue to fulfill his role as Commonwealth youth ambassador The original time story claim plans were already being drawn up by former British ambassador to the USA Sir David Manning and the Queen’s former private secretary Lord G And Australia had briefly been considered as an option There are discussions in Palace circles about how do we harness Harry and Meghan a senior Royal source told the publication How do you harness this phenomenon that is emerge You make it productive The sun reports Harry and Meghan are very keen on the idea Although the move If it happened wouldn’t be until next year or 20 21 The idea is they will spend between 3 and 4 months every year based In an African country where they would work And then use it as a base for travel A source told the publication South Africa and Botswana or two countries on the short list That are considered the most likely A briefing paper has been prepared And shared with a very small circle They’re starting to look at how the next couple of years of their lives Are going to be spam And looking at some long-term strategic planning It’s all a part of a process Harry and Meghan recently left London’s Kensington Palace in favor of a quieter More private life at Frogmore Cottage in Windsor as they await the birth of their first child Reportedly due any day now Following a multimillion-dollar renovation Their new home features 10 bedroom A baby nursery Yoga studio and gym What do you think Share your thoughts in the comment box below and don’t forget to subscribe to get instant news updates Why Prince William feels awkward with Is Prince Harry and Meghan Markle It’s nothing to do with him having become a dad again recently either Megan and Harry have finally set a date For their big day Or at least The flunkies Who Whose job it is Who organized this sort of thing have In case you missed the memo It’s May 19th Q Mass excitement Let’s dustoff the bonding This date However Isn’t good news for everyone Number one With the wedding falling on a Saturday It means us brakes won’t get a bank holiday It also falls on the same day Harry My beloved Arsenal Could be playing in the fall Cup final Of course We’d like to think the idea of his impending nuptials is more exciting to Harry than the match But there’s a catch Actually someone else for whom the state make Things really awkward Spirit thoughts 4 Prince William Not only will he have recently become a dad again Battling through the sleepless voice That all new parents must cope with But he’s also the president of Ask the president of The Football Association William music Expected to attend the match and presents The trophy to The Winning Side With the wedding However He could also be forced to miss the match What a conundrum Add Wheels One solution is to change the date of the final But apparently not even the Royals have the The power to do that The evening standard reported It’s understood that the fall Cup Final date is set in stone and there is no space for maneuver Hopefully he can sneak off and catch the highlights on his His phone Prince Harry and Meghan markle’s wedding put Is Prince William in a very awkward position Why Prince William won’t be Prince Harry’s best man at the Royal Wedding William asked Harry to be his best man at his 2011 nuptials They are both brothers and the The closest of friends But Prince William won’t be acting as best man for Prince Harry at his wedding to Meghan Markle next May The reason is simple There is no such thing as a best man at a royal wedding According to Marlene Koenig A British and European royalty The best man or best men are officially called supporters She told Town & Country William will probably be Harry’s Supporter It’s not that William actually broke tradition for his own 2011 nuptials and didn’t appoint Harry Need to be his official best man His father Prince Charles Meanwhile Ask Brothers prince Andrew and Prince Edward Tueba his supporters when he married Princess Diana in 1981 And similarly Edward asked His two older siblings Support him on his own wedding day It’s also highly unlikely that Duchess Kate will be included in Megan’s bridal party The two ladies have only met on a handful of occasions And Kate will want to avoid taking any attention away from the bride and the groom She kept a low profile at sister Pippa Middleton Wedding in May for a similar reason If your sister is The future Queen She is going to upstage the bride and draw attention Royal author Judy Wade set at At the time of paper His nuptials Kate would want to be in the background as much as As possible However There is a chance that Harry’s little nephew and niece Prince George and Princess Charlotte Will take on an official role At the wedding next Spring Just as they did Sat papers Where they acted As page boy and bridesmaid respectively Following the news of Harry and Meghan’s engagement William 35 Express is too light for his younger brother We’re very excited Delighted for them both He said We’re wishing them all the happiness at this very exciting time Event joke Personally I hope it means he stays out of my fridge and we’ll stop scrounging all my food Which he’s done for the last

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  • Prince Williams no disrespect to you your highness but nobody really likes you or your wife even if you send them to Africa they're going to be well well Loved still

  • Meagan is so popular, and Prince Harry, …..due to the fact that Meagan is causing a damn pregnancy freak show, and she's a wanna be Hollywood Diva!!! The British people have some obligation to them, I guess, but we Americans be know that Meagen is an acting fool!!! Her only wanting a female Dr. To deliver , why??? She has her tits and ass all over the internet!! Gimme a break!!!!

  • Pltease spare Prince Harry and the child.
    Banish that stinky, ugly, and scheming old trash to a place of oblivion. It's her own doing any way: to be an embarassment to the royal family especially to Prince Harry, her own father, sister, and brother. Her beloved Doria can be with her. They are of the same feather.

  • And I hope the press stays in the UK. The press in africa is respectable and they will enjoy wandering around around unhounded

  • I think that Harry and Meghan have every right to live life as they want. Once the titles of Duke and Duchess are gone and they are paying their own way, they are free as birds. As long as the taxpayers are picking up the tab, spending 3 million on home renovations,, 5oo,oo on a baby shower , a fortune on designer clothing simply does not fly with the Monarchy or the public. Whatever Meghan wants Meghan gets is fine as long as Meghan is paying for it. The Monarchy is known to be very frugal and I think that most of the negative press is because of the obscene spending by the Sussex.

  • Two delusional nut jobs in "lala" land 😅😅. Wake Up !! The H&M "shit show" is coming to a close, & most couldnt be happier ❣👏👏. Harry the 🤡👑& mm the 🃏🐒 are a DISGRACE!!!!

  • WELL WHY DON'T
    THE QUEEN JUST
    LET HARRY AND
    MEGAN GO. I'M
    SORRY MEGAN AND
    HARRY:
    IS LOVED WORLD
    WIDE AND WE THE
    FANS WILL STAND
    BY THEM.WE ALL
    ARE WATCHING
    HOW YOU ARE TREATING THEM.

    THE WHOLE ROYAL FAMILY IS TREATING
    THEM LIKE TRASH
    NOW.
    HARRY'S LOVE HIS
    FOR WIFE AND THE
    BABY ON IT'S WAY
    HE HAVE WAITED
    YEARS FOR THIS
    AND TO GET AWAY
    FROM THIS PRISON. HE LOVE HIS
    FAMILY BUT THEIR
    IS NO FREEDOM.

    HARRY AND MEGAN
    WHAT A LIFE , LONG
    AS THEY ARE WITHIN THE PALACE WALLS, THEY ARE UNDER
    THE QUEEN CONTROL. TOO
    MANY OLD RULES
    THAT NEED TO BE
    CHANGE. THAT'S THE WAY WILLIAM AND KATE WHAT TO
    LIVE. THEY ACT LIKE THEY ARE FIFTY YEARS OLD.
    THEY DON'T WANT ANY CHANGES.

    THEY DON'T NEED HARRY AND MEGAN
    PLUS LIFE IS SET FOR THESE TWO.
    William and Kate and his children.

  • Any plans of banning them to the hinterlands WILL NOT WORK! THEY ARE TOO POPULAR…AND THEY ARE PUTTING THE MONARCHY ON THE MAP…BECAUSE UNTIL HARRY & MEGHAN GOT TOGETHER, WATCHING THE MONARCHY WAS LIKE WATCHING PAINT DRY OR GRASS GROW. DIANA MADE WATCHING THEM EXCITING TOO, ONLY AFTER SHE DIVORCED CHARLES…THE MONARCHY NEEDS THE HELP OF HARRY & MEGHAN. I BELIEVE THAT THEY WILL BE GREAT WHEREVER THEY GO…BUT THE MONARCHY CANNOT HIDE THEM…THE WORLD IS NOT THAT BIG! LETS FACE IT, WHEN YOU' RE GOOD AT WHAT YOU DO…YOU'RE JUST GOOD! NO ONE CAN TAKE THAT AWAY FROM YOU. SO PLEASE STOP TRYING.

  • When a past Clinton aide was approved for hire, what the all hell did people expect??? Get her out in hazmat suits.

  • Prince Harry and duchess
    Megan can’t help that they are more likable then PrincWilliam and duchess Kate, Harry and
    Megan are naturally genuine.
    That who they are they have a god
    Gifted ability to show peoples
    Who they are and that they care ,William and Kate is to but.
    They are a little Stiff and robotic like your aristocrat
    Iike them too be but that way it is not working for a modern monarchy ,what was good in
    Queen Elizabeth day and time is not
    Necessarily good for the
    Monarchy right now,with
    Time come change Prince Harry and duchess Megan is
    Not trying to complete with
    William and Kate we all no that Prince William and duchess Kate will be king
    And Queen one day they are
    A Beautiful family and will be
    A good king and queen but don’t do Prince harry and duchess Megan wrong because it looks like they are
    More popular ,William and Kate will be fine once they are king and queen

  • GOOD IDEA AFRICA HARRY MEGS ATTENTION SEEKER .SHE O NLY WANTS FAME FORTUNE .MAI N REASON SHE MARRIED .EXTRAVEGENT ..

  • How dare say so much negativity about Prince William, our future King!!!! Ship Meghan to Africa, where she’s “African-American” anyway!!! She’s NOT welcome in California at all!!! Shame on you for anything negative regarding our future king. Princess Diana And Queen Elizabeth adore both brothers, and the space apart will definitely ease their tension while Prince Harry matures to NOT follow Meghan’s evil!!!

  • Just curious – do the British people not mind that part of their taxes are going toward the "Sux-Its". This is so entertainme

  • Harry is balding too. And they are forgetting that William has Kate by his side. Harry and Meghan are nothing but a storm in a teacup, just like fergie.

  • Why would Prince Williams want his brother be sent to South Africa just because of fame, I don’t think it’s true, they both love each other

  • What a nasty channel
    Close your filthy mouth and get a life. Your so unsubscribed. Not comig to Australia already got great Australian. Governor General dimwits

  • MeAgain is one of the most disliked member of the RF. “Rock star” status? That is a joke! Harry and Me-Antoinette are an embarrassment to the RF and to the UK. Two immature, spoiled brats are hardly in the same class as the dignified William and Kate.

  • Even if she goes to Africa she is a fake because her hair isn’t like Africans her color is fake bcoz she had it technicolour sometimes white, brown light brown medium brown., her face is sometimes oblong sometimes square or round. She has a bizarre characteristics like only her mom should be present on her wedding and majority from Hollywood. Is she on her mind or out of her mind.

  • Without Harry & Meghan that would be a dull place. Those two have brought life and money to the Country. After William and Kate married, it started to dull. It was all about her having kids that's it. Not trying to be mean but there was no substance to them. While Harry and Meghan meet with people and check up on them later. Invictus, the Grenfell tower victims and others. Harry and Meghan are about helping people. You can see their results.

  • I can always tell when it is Meghan and her PR team responding. They always say and do the same thing. It's always Capitals and worde like–they are so popular, smart and powerful. Their insults are always the same as well. Hag, racist, liars, ugly, stupid, evil, jealous haters. That's just some of their opinions. Regardless, they are always most venomous. The Monarchy is sound now and has nothing to fear from the chaos that surrounds the Sussex.

  • WHAT! William has NEVER been on TOP!…who is writing this💩?…AND William has never been an influence in the Monarchy…nor has Charles. Harry & Meghan are the the couple that are interesting & the only ones doing anything for charities & people on a global level. YOU cannot stop success!…BECAUSE "NOTHING SUCCEEDS LIKE SUCCESS."

  • It seems to me that both couples are just living their lives and it's the press that made up this power struggle.

  • Even though I think a monarchy is archaic, it is the British tradition.  So money going toward the future king and queen (William and Kate) makes sense.  But paying, even in part, for the new royal 'person's' unbelievable expenses would be a bit hard to take.I have never been that interested in the royal family until now.  Harry does not seem all that bright, but still a likeable guy. I sofeel sorry for him. I am kind of embarrassed that his wife is an American (I am American).  And I feel bad that the Queen has to deal with thisat her advanced age. Not good! Harry should be ashamed, but if he is stupid, I guess he cannot help it. And NO, Diana wouldnot be happy!!!

  • They are just bad, who are you trying to fool? These people are stupid & sick. Still hope they get Q’d.

  • Harry is the people's King they can't do anything about that willy and Kaity are boring and stiff and the more they try to bring down Harry the more it will backfire on them Harry does not need them but they need Harry

  • I don't believe there is a rift, but if there is a slim chance that any moves to try and extinguish the greatness of the Sussexes is a plan to doomed to fail. The Sussexes are too popular, beautiful, hard working and caring for that to go down. They are the reason for the increase in tourists and economic rise. They both have their own money that they use quite frequently so that bull crap about so much stuff being on the tax payers dime is stupid. Not to mention, I don't hear anything about the other royals and their lavish lives that are fully on the tax payers' dime.

  • William will be king but he will never be on of anything. The racist British will love him but harry who have a heart like his mom will always be the people prince zo this is misleading

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